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The bar and chain. ->

A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bar tender asks the man what he could get him and why the man was pulling that chain around? The man answered " HEY!! you ever tried pushing one of these things!!"... [cały ->]

What's the difference... ->

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb!... [cały ->]

yo mamma iz... ->

your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her ass. your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her. your mamma's drawls is so funky, roaches ch... [cały ->]

Princess Diana On The Radio ->

Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio? A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard...... [cały ->]

Height Problems ->

A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way she had to duck to walk through a doorway, the way she felt so uncomfortable in a car... So she visited an expert. The expert said: "Go visit the Dwarve... [cały ->]

Your momma is... ->

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".... [cały ->]

Lunatic & his dog ->

A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a toothbrush on a leash. The doctor asked the man: "What are you doing, walking the dog?" The man replied: "Oh no, I'm just dra... [cały ->]

Bald Men ->

Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair!... [cały ->]

Engineers Laying Sod ->

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the... [cały ->]

Salad ->

Boss asks secretary "Do you know the difference between Ceasar Salad and a blowjob is?" "No", says the secretary. "Great, Let's do lunch." the boss says.... [cały ->]

2 plus 2 ->

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 plus 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!". The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time." The lawyer pulls the d... [cały ->]

One Upmanship ->

Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father. One boy said, "My father is better than your father." The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother." The first boy paused and then r... [cały ->]

Terrorism: Doing our part... ->

Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but under the circumstances.... President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is ... [cały ->]

Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff ->

If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which one gets to the ground first? Answer: The brunette... the blonde has to stop and ask for directions! ... [cały ->]

The F Word ->

The FUCK word! Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "Fuck" falls into ma... [cały ->]