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Good Cook ->

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.... [cały ->]

Bathroom? ->

Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. "You can't make any noise," she warns him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out they'll kill us!" Things start getting heat... [cały ->]

Redneck Driver's License Application ->

Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Last name: ________________ First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_]... [cały ->]

Goes Without Saying ->

Goes Without Saying: One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. To be intoxicated is to feel 'sophisticated' but not be able to say it. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers. The older you... [cały ->]

The Russian who made a wish ->

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want." The Russia... [cały ->]

HillBilly Memories ->

There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the time by getting a good story to submit to his boss. He saw an old man sitting outside a local store and went over to begin the interview. "Sir, I a... [cały ->]

EMT response times. ->

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team’s response times. “Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,” bragged one, “we’ve cut our emergency response time by ten percent.” “Not bad,” the se... [cały ->]

The mime! ->

I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turned the volume all the way up....the mime next door went nuts!... [cały ->]

By the Lantern Light ->

The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said: "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." ... [cały ->]

Whatcha Doin' Daddy? ->

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a condom about to give his girlfriend some. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin' daddy?" Johnny's dad stoops over to cover-up his dick ... [cały ->]

NASA Hires Blondes ->

Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.... [cały ->]

The Facts of Life ->

THE FACTS OF LIFE The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness...But it sure makes misery easier to live with. Nothing in the known uni... [cały ->]

A Blonde's Dream ->

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like? Blonde: I was running ... [cały ->]

More Fun ->

A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.... [cały ->]

She Wants What He Has ->

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't hav... [cały ->]